So, after you get snipped, they hand you a little plastic cup and tell you to come back in three months -- and fill the cup. If you know what I mean.
And the nurse said, "And make sure it's a fresh sample. Not parking-lot fresh, but fresh."
So three long months later, I'm working on filling the cup, playing Barry White, bigboobies.com on the computer .. and.. it kind of takes the fun out of it when you're aiming into a little cup.
I dropped off my little cup, how embarrassing is that? And they call me the next day. They found one rogue little swimmy! "Come back in a month."
d'oh!
So I wait another month, fill another little cup, and due to some scheduling mishap (on their part) the office is closed! Bastards!
I call them up, make a new appointment for a week later. Fill another cup (it's getting easier), drop that off. They call the next day.
"Um, your sample wasn't big enough."
What do I have to do??
OK, another appointment for the next week is made.
I'm on extrabigboobies.com, and I spend an hour, and of course kelli calls half way through, "What are you doing?"
"What do you think I'm doing?"
"I thought yo'd be done by now."
"No, I'm going to fill the entire cup."
"Oh."
"But, while you're on the phone, can you talk dirty? Tell me what you're wearing."
I filled that cup, dropped it off, and the next day, got the all clear.
What a pain in the balls!
