busy day

Drop off Colin at school, drop off Drew at camp, an hour nap, pick up Colin at school, take him to doctor appointment, get home in time to pick up Drew at camp, leave Drew with babysitter, take Colin to occupational therapy, have 45 minutes in waiting room to nod off and make faces at cute baby, back home, out again to pick up dinner.

Am anxiously waiting for the boys to get their own drivers licenses, I have about 11 years.

Worst business model ever

I was heading to my then-girlfriend's house, and dropped by a florist to get some flowers.

And the woman behind the counter said, "We don't have any."

Lessons from marriage

The first thing you learn when you're married is you've been emptying the dishwasher wrong for years. In fact, you've been emptying the dishwasher so wrong it's amazing you haven't accidentally killed yourself in  a dishwasher-related injury.